W̴e̵l̶c̶o̷m̸e̵ ̷a̶d̷v̴e̷n̶t̶u̸r̷e̴r̵ to the Tomb of the Û̴̲̹͕͆͊n̵̨͎̣̯͙̰̈́̑̃͠d̶͎̫͛͝y̶̺̟̲̪̖̦͘ị̶̗̣̆n̷̯̪͉̭̤͛̆ǵ̵̡͙̤̣̇̈́̎! Fame and unimaginable r̸͚̼̭̓i̸̗̪̋͜c̷̼̖͓͒̎h̵̖͚̺̎ě̸͍́͠s̸̟̞̹̔̂̚ ̴̘̹̝̐ awaaaaiit a minute... Do I know you? I feel like we've met b̸̗͛ę̶̚f̷̩̈o̵̝̕r̸̪̎è̸̖. Gosh, wow. Sorry. This is going to bug me all day. I need to figur --
That's it! The bug! You! You were falling t̸̢̄õ̴̥ ̶͕̎ŷ̷̳o̸̲͗u̶͆ͅr̴̼̄ ̶̠͝d̸̗̀e̵͚̓â̸ͅt̸̰̑h̸̘̅ and then the bug. And then you š̸͈̩̲͠m̷̢͙͇̏a̴͈̭̅c̵͓̐̍̐k̵̳͈̘̃͊e̶̖̓̓͑ḏ̸̪̼̀́ it! I can't believe you smacked the bug! IT WAS A BUG!