You venture forth, with your newfound imortality, to do your new dark masters bidding. Nowhere is safe from your vileness! No one can hide from your evil doing and all manner of hardcore shenanigans! Cows will be tipped! Servers won't! Library fees will be left unpaid for centuries! Houses will be TP'd long after it stops being funny!!! You'll forever be known as kind of the worst!!!
You'll start and sing for an awesome metal band called Skelehands which will bring undeath metal into the mainstream, raching millions of people, but if you play it backwards it'll sound, like, super creepy. SO EVIL!!!!