"Oh, where are my manners? I am Archlich and Lord Master of the Realm, Bzognulix the Infernal. You may call me Archlich Bzognulix, Lord Master of the Realm, or Infernal One. Lich Daddy will also do in a pinch."

"But, do tell me, young warrior. What brings you to my summer home?"

["I came to pledge my eternal servitude to the dark lord and master, Bzognulix."]


["I came for treasure."]