You grab the sides of the lid and push with all your might. Slowly, it begins to move, stone grinding on stone. It falls to the floor and you look inside.
At the bottom of the sarcophagus lies a skeleton, clad only in a pair of boxers with little hearts on them and what you assume is an old ratty bathrobe.
I think it's looking at you. It doesn't have any eyes in its skull but that skeleton is definitely looking at you.
"Uhm. Do you mind? I was sleeping."